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Chech³o 17.11.2002Welcome everybody on the site, which is surely the most stupid and unreasonable fragment of the site of Kickers. For the purpose of this site I dare to write some sentences concerning what Chechlak - the monster from the lake Chech³o does, why he is your friend, and what are his plans for the future, shortly what you can find in this part of the Kickers's site in order to avoid wastage of your time, in the case you are not interested.

In this form I will try to encourage everyone who visits this site to move his or her bum (as we say it in Poland) and visit the lake Chech³o in surroundings of Tarnowskie Góry not only in the so called season, when water smells or stinks, if you want, of the sunbath creame and something more... which I will not have currage to mention, with respect to the fact that this site can be also visited by ladies (whatever that word mean), and with regard to this I would like to spare those undoubtedly nice creatures unnecessary exaltation. The lake is beautiful, and this is well known to almost everybody. It has its charm in the spring, when because of so far unresearched reasons it's getting crowded with the representatives of both sexes who move on different means of transport (one sex is especialy volnurable to car, preferably expensive, in which the owner of the latter can do with his terrified female partner what - shortly - he can not do at home). Who from us hasn't indulge in sunbath among undoubtedly better body builded steroid - eating creaturesand barbie pupets..., Haven't I already mentioned it before? Sorry about that. Summer alwaysChech³o 17.11.2002 has its end and when the cleaning services have alreadypicked up the remains of the last beer cans, comes at the lake atumn covered with the touch of melancholy and placid peace (my own expression). The fall full of colours with the falling leaves reflects by then in the water like in the mirror, creating incredible atmosphere compering only with the explosion of the nuclear bomb (shouldn't I avoid to say that? Anyway I appology all opponents of the preliferation of the a b m weapons - I didn't want to insult you guys). I tell you - beautiful saturday's sunny morning in the atumn at the lake is superb. Try it. But how indicate surveys conducted among all plants, this is the paraphfrase from the classic, most of the plants have voted for the lake during winter. Yet by then the real party for the people with strong nerves and strong bladders starts. All around is white and the snow drifts don't allow you to break through with your car exactly where you would like to. It's also cold. Really cold. If you're lucky, or unlucky - it depands on you, then you meet on the ice pane of the lake anglers and cross skiers, but you don't care, because you know why you've come here. You take out from your bag a hammer, a chisel and a saw and you start to hammer a hole in the ice. The angler are very suspicious and they would tell you, you can't catch sharks here and you don't need such a big hole to catch some roach or old shoe. But you cut this hole out to get to it. Completely without constraint and so to say voluntarly you get to cold water for as long until you get bored.

Chech³o 17.11.2002Chechlak every sunday at 3 pm sweams in the water of Chech³o lake in the surroundings of Tarnowskie Góry.This bathing sprees are not transmited by any from to me familiar televisionstations, either any radio has had any interest in this event (we won't mentionhere jurnalists from Polish Press Agency our friend incidently work there who are shrowed in bad fame) and therefore this site is the only medium in the universe from which you can - my honorable citizen of the planet - aquire information about great things, and quoting here again before mentioned classic, the matters important for the whole world and even the whole nation. Don't waste this opportunity and surfe on this site, please. You will find here reports from weekly sweeming sprees together with pictures, intervious, legends and something more... In this way we would like to promote unconventional ways of free time activities, to give advise to everyone who would like to become winter sweemer, to give attention to the beauty of surrounding us nature and create forum for everyone who have interesting ideas. Everybody interested in sweeming and also others who only want to take a breath in the open are hereby invited to visit lake Chech³o.

By the way I would like to thank my friend Jasiu for helping me to draw up and build this site and administrating it. For my friend Kokos great appreciation for loyaly accompanying me in my sweem with the video camera. Thanks to Piter and Jasiu S. for the company in first sweemings in the atumn 2000 and also two performences this fall. All members of the Chechlak's team, namely Daris, who almost lost his life during team work, both Ja¶s, Kokos and Piter - great thanks. Thank you also to Agnieszka, Basia, Bogusia, Grabol, Marian, Melon, Olmeta, Rafa³ from Ruda and ¯urek for participating in the entertainment during last 3 years. Hugs also to anglers and cross skiers, who are patiently enduring our play. I invite you all to participate in our enterprice and to visit this site.


Mirek